{"product_id":"grumpy-dog-planter","title":"Funny Grumpy Dog Planter – Adorable Dog Face Flower Pot for Home \u0026 Garden Decor","description":"```\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n.productdetail-wrapper {\n  max-width: 760px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  width: 100%;\n  box-sizing: border-box;\n  padding: 0 16px;\n  font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\n  color: #222222;\n  line-height: 1.6;\n}\n.productdetail-section {\n  margin-bottom: 48px;\n}\n.productdetail-image {\n  width: 100%;\n  height: auto;\n  border-radius: 12px;\n  display: block;\n}\n.productdetail-card {\n  background-color: #f7f8fa;\n  border-radius: 14px;\n  padding: 24px;\n  margin-bottom: 20px;\n}\n.productdetail-h1 {\n  font-size: 32px;\n  font-weight: 700;\n  margin: 0 0 20px 0;\n}\n.productdetail-h2 {\n  font-size: 24px;\n  font-weight: 600;\n  margin: 0 0 18px 0;\n}\n.productdetail-p {\n  font-size: 16px;\n  margin: 0 0 16px 0;\n}\n.productdetail-grid-4 {\n  display: grid;\n  gap: 16px;\n}\n.productdetail-spec-table {\n  width: 100%;\n  border-collapse: collapse;\n}\n.productdetail-spec-table td,\n.productdetail-spec-table th {\n  border: 1px solid #e2e2e2;\n  padding: 12px 16px;\n}\n.productdetail-spec-table th {\n  background-color: #f0f1f3;\n  text-align: left;\n}\n.productdetail-ul {\n  padding-left: 20px;\n  margin:0;\n}\n.productdetail-ul li {\n  margin-bottom:8px;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-wrapper\"\u003e\n  \u003c!-- Hero Section --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-section\"\u003e\n    \u003ch1 class=\"productdetail-h1\"\u003eMiddle Finger French Bulldog Planter\u003c\/h1\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"productdetail-image\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/1466\/1684\/files\/BASEDOGTRIOPHOTO.jpg?v=1786868728\" alt=\"Middle Finger French Bulldog Planter\"\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"productdetail-p\"\u003eAdd a little attitude to your plant collection. Meet the Middle Finger French Bulldog Planter — the hilarious, head‑turning planter that says what everyone's thinking. Crafted to look like a grumpy French Bulldog throwing up the middle finger, this little guy brings personality to any shelf, desk, or windowsill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Pain Point \u0026 Solution --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-section\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-card\"\u003e\n      \u003ch2 class=\"productdetail-h2\"\u003eTired Of Boring Home Decor?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n      \u003cp class=\"productdetail-p\"\u003eOrdinary planters blend into the background and fail to spark conversations. If you want something fun and distinctive for your space or a memorable gag gift, this grumpy French bulldog planter delivers real character. Plant succulents, cacti or air plants in the top opening for a playful \"hair\" effect, guaranteed to make guests laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- 4 Selling Point Cards --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-section\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 class=\"productdetail-h2\"\u003eKey Benefits\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-grid-4\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-card\"\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnapologetically Funny\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eGrumpy bulldog design creates an instant conversation starter for your home or office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-card\"\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal Gag Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003ePerfect for white elephant parties, birthdays, housewarming and secret‑santa exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-card\"\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eResin Durability\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eSturdy stone‑textured resin build, lightweight and resistant to indoor fading and cracking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-card\"\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDecor‑Friendly Finish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eWeathered gray finish fits boho, modern, farmhouse and eclectic interior decorating styles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Usage Scenarios --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-section\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"productdetail-image\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/1466\/1684\/files\/Screenshot_2026-07-28_at_6.34.10_PM.png?v=1786868727\" alt=\"Usage scenario\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 class=\"productdetail-h2\"\u003ePerfect For These Scenarios\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cul class=\"productdetail-ul\"\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eDesk \u0026amp; bookshelf decoration at home or in the office\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eWindowsill, living room, bedroom and bathroom accent decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eCovered patio table display\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eGift for French bulldog lovers and plant‑loving friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eHumorous party gifts and holiday present exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"productdetail-image\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/1466\/1684\/files\/Screenshot_2026-07-28_at_7.31.32_PM.png?v=1786868727\" alt=\"Product shot\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Specifications --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-section\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 class=\"productdetail-h2\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003ctable class=\"productdetail-spec-table\"\u003e\n      \u003ctbody\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003cth\u003eFeature\u003c\/th\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003eSpecification\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003eDurable resin with stone‑textured finish\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003eWeathered gray\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003eApprox. 5.9\" × 3.9\" × 3.5\" (15 × 10 × 9 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpening Diameter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003eApprox. 1.6\" (4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003eApprox. 0.7 lb (320 g)\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlacement\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003eIndoor \/ covered outdoor\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuitable Plants\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003eSucculents, cacti, air plants, small faux plants\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePackage Includes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd\u003e1 × Middle Finger French Bulldog Planter; plants not included\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n    \u003c\/table\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"productdetail-image\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/1466\/1684\/files\/Screenshot_2026-07-30_at_3.30.25_AM.png?v=1786868727\" alt=\"Detail view\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Guarantee Section --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-section\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-card\"\u003e\n      \u003ch2 class=\"productdetail-h2\"\u003eOur Guarantee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n      \u003cul class=\"productdetail-ul\"\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e30‑Day Return Policy: return in original condition for full refund\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eDamage Protection: free replacement if your item arrives damaged\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eProcessing: 1‑3 business days before shipment\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eFree shipping available on orders over $50\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003c\/ul\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Urgency Section --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-section\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"productdetail-card\"\u003e\n      \u003ch2 class=\"productdetail-h2\"\u003eImportant Notes Before Purchase\u003c\/h2\u003e\n      \u003cp class=\"productdetail-p\"\u003eThis decorative resin item is intended for adult audiences only. It is not a toy. For outdoor placement, keep it within sheltered covered areas to protect surface finish. Each pose variant is sold separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp class=\"productdetail-p\"\u003ePro tip: match it with spiky succulents for the funniest decorative effect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n```","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Pot 1","offer_id":43502384775216,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pot 2","offer_id":43502384807984,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pot 3","offer_id":43502384840752,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pot（123）","offer_id":43502384873520,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/7965\/9056\/files\/BASEDOGTRIOPHOTO.jpg?v=1787058030","url":"https:\/\/vitroxo.com\/products\/grumpy-dog-planter","provider":"Vitroxo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}